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Another day saved by bacon.

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People are still making foods out of bacon that are filled with bacon, and pretty much every time I open my Facebook feed now, there is at least one auto-play video that is teaching me how to make some 1200 calorie per serving appetizer that is at least somehow based on bacon.

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This is how they cook bacon in Texas (apparently).

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POUTINE!

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9. “Why aren’t you vegan?”

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I want bacon so crispy that when other things touch it, they become crispier themselves.

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Down in the dumps? Stuck in a slump? Don’t be!

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Everyone loves Kevin Bacon, but in a new campaign, his brother Michael is bringing things into a whole new light.

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While we are on the subject of elections — Sarah Palin?

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4. Cook bacon in the oven.