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If you’re still confused that she’s giving consent, she’s not.

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Every victim of assault or rape has acted in ways that do not align with the image of the “perfect victim.” Yet this is often irrelevant when it comes to rape – a crime in which the focus of interrogation should be the perpetrator, but is usually the victim.

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Should I get into the fashion industry? Should I pursue music? Should I have stuck with my psychology major and dedicated my life to helping people crazier than myself?

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“It’s work having a vagina. Guys don’t think that it’s work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Every night it’s like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me.”

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Feeling disconnected – even from the person you’re sleeping with.

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“Oh, do you know Aziz Ansari? He’s a young Indian stand up as well.”

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“What happens when Andy Dwyer leaves the Parks Dept to help train dinosaurs? I’m about to get insanely high and find out! #JURASSICWORLD”

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Let’s all race to JFK airport to get it!

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“I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.”

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With celebrities doing all sorts of crazy things to raise mad hype for their new ventures (see: Kanye, Jay-Z), Aziz Ansari wants to get in the extreme personal branding game.