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The mother is pulled under the escalator, but not before she uses her last breath to push her son to safety.

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20. Feeding into online trolls.

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No. Just no.

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Oh no. Ooooh no.

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Is it even worth going outside now?

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It was years ago, and I still struggle to describe it; I suppose that’s how you know it was true love.

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People say really mean things to each other.

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The mirror.

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Maybe don’t order a drink with your ridiculously large Olive Garden pasta if it’s going to keep you from tipping. Maybe don’t go eat out at all.

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Technically, you really only need to have walked through the city once in your life to notice this, but it’s even more noticeable and even more of a pain in the ass when you’re in the city every day.