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If you’ve hit guac bottom, these puns are avocado this world.

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73. Going home to your childhood home for some pancakes or any other type of favourite childhood food.

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You put avocados in smoothies before it was cool.

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I had a meltdown on Tuesday because I’m super fat. Okay, I’m not fat, but I definitely have put on over ten pounds in two months, which is 2008 Britney Spears out-of-control.