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The mystery of this man’s identity has confounded generations of true crime readers as the circumstances surrounding his death are just so bizarre.

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“Australia was actually invented by Britain so it could kill tens of thousands of convicts rather than send them to a country on the other side of the world.”

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In fact, I was pretty much oblivious to anything untoward about where I grew up.  

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The Bunyip gobbles up children and livestock if they inch too close to the edge of the water. It mainly preys upon women and children in the darkness of the night.

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Who is Michelle Jenneke?

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“A few years ago I was staying in a mental ward, and we were on lockdown. She sneaked into my room and f*cked the crazy out of me.”

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People really don’t know how to feel about this…

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Venice, Italy. Wine, siestas, pasta, canals, lagoons, romance, shall I go on? Italians seem to know what’s up. I feel like they’d put red wine in their cereal and I’m not above that.

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*cue the awwwws and ugly tears at how sweet that all is*

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“So there aren’t actually kangaroos hopping around everywhere?”