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People get annoyed with me for talking about my niece so much. I will bring her up in almost every conversation I have. I will show her pictures thousands of times even to friends who had already seen them before. But I will do anything for her. Because unlike me she has to grow up without a father.
So your friends are pregnant. Maybe not all of them… but it only takes one good girlfriend getting knocked up to feel like the entire world is growing a human inside them. Facebook albums documenting the fetus’ growth will appear and your news feed will be inundated with constant streams of morning sickness updates and belated well wishes.