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The heat from either your water bottle, heating pad, or microwavable beanbag will help your muscles relax and should ease your discomfort.

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“When we were done, it looked like we had murdered a small animal.”

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1. It’s a biological fact that menstruating makes you less attractive to men.

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1. How bad a period can make you feel.

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7. I promise not to bring up that thing from six months ago that is totally irrelevant to our current argument.

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1. Share the shower.