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Aries, you will be the most recharged since Mars will be squaring your Ascendant. A lightning bolt will strike you and you will feel revitalized and ready to take on the world.

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Aries: Slowing down will not prevent you from getting to your destination, rather it will simply make the journey a little more enlightening. 

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August feels like life itself; a stunningly intricate web of joy and melancholy.

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AQUARIUS: During the last few months, you have been busy working, but this month you are going to have a chance to play. You won’t be leaving the house too often, but you are going to be spending practically every second of your time with the love of your life.

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It’s finally your time to be unapologetically happy. And, happy sure does look good on you, Taurus. 

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Alternate headline: On Falling Out Of Love With Summer

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7. You know who makes the best kettle corn: the Amish.

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There are people in this world who will hurt you just because they can.

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Leather in the summertime is enough to make me join PETA; it makes me want to pour red paint on every leather surface I encounter. I want to look the leather-owner straight in the eye afterward. My stare would say, “You ridiculous cow murderer. A fie on you (but should you offer, I would love to go on a car ride with you come winter. Your car is really sweet.)”

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This month at Thought Catalog, we cataloged a lot of thought. Jimmy Chen cataloged thoughts about Old Spice, bird shit, online dating, and porn. Shawn Vandor cataloged a recollection of his vacation to Mallorca, a small Mediterranean island, located to the southeast of Spain. Andrew James Weatherhead cataloged the four times he saw people have seizures.