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You know you’re an introvert when you’re excited about canceled plans.

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“Beauty is not caused. It is.” —Emily Dickinson

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I mean, cats are cool and exotic…being crazy is always the best kind of fun…and who doesn’t want to be considered a lady?

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23. “A year from now you will wish you had started today.”

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One of the best things about being a film buff is getting to see all the classical Hollywood babes in their prime.

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1. Starbucks gets her name wrong, causing her to choke on her pumpkin spice latte. 2. While trying to take a picture of a rainbow, a car speeds past her and splashes her with street water. 3.

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What girl doesn’t wish, every now and then, to have the bombastic sensuality of Marilyn or the timeless class of Audrey?

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1. I will always be your Blair Waldorf.

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1. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

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12. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.