LEO: Laziness. Out of all the zodiac signs who are reading this article at the moment, you are the only one who is currently asleep.
LIBRA: You find hidden meaning in things that have absolutely no hidden meaning. I’m not sure whether anyone ever told you this, but sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sometimes riding a horse is just riding a horse. Sometimes eating a popsicle is just eating a popsicle….
Aries: As an Aries, March is looking to be a month filled with deep thoughts. You will be in touch with your emotions, able to assess these emotions in unbelievable measures.
This pairing excels BECAUSE of their drastic differences. …And I say this as a Pisces who has loved Virgos, both platonically and romantically, my whole life.
SCORPIO: Worst of the worst. Falling in love with a Scorpio is like falling through a trapdoor. They will sting your heart in a million little places and let it slowly bleed out.
Being in a relationship with a Leo woman is a gamble but also something that’s worth a try.
Virgo: Remember that when it comes to your feelings, all the rules don’t apply.
Leo: You want romance. You want someone who writes you handwritten notes. Someone who dresses up during dates. Someone who actually tries.
The Aquarius needs their independence. They can’t stand a partner who is clingy and they like to be with someone who can stand on their own two feet.
LEO: Even this headline gave you a panic attack. “Is she talking about me? Why is she talking about me? She doesn’t even know me! Why would she single me out in public like this?”