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“When it hurts not to.”

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“SHITTING. Seriously, the guys I work with talk about it all the time.”

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“If his friends are shitty, he is shitty.”

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“I don’t want to mess up my hormones unless it leads to rapid weight loss and a full head of hair. Unfortunately, It doesn’t seem like any medication has these side effects.”

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Does playing hard to get actually work? How do men truly feel about women who ‘like the chase?’

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“No one trusts me around their moms anymore (jokingly but a few are definitely serious, and they should be ’cause they got some hot, single moms).”

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“Guys don’t tend to take subtle hints as well as women think they should. Sometimes ya gotta come right out and say it.”

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“The records indicated the drug I was on was one no one gave me. But it was the combo that tamed the tumor. No one knows where that prescription came from. They were joking that well, there’s a blind study we can’t discuss.”

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“It’s like velvet waves flowing down and around…”

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“The moment the light hit her, she stopped moving completely. She was facing away from me. She had disgusting hair that seemed to be sticking together in clumps. Some of her hair was ripped off, too. She was wearing a very over-sized, bright red hoodie. I was almost too scared to move.”