Do you have any of these skills?
If you don’t want to stay up all night afraid to turn out the lights, do NOT look at these pictures.
“If his friends are shitty, he is shitty.”
“The last recorded photograph of Regina Kay Walters before being raped and murdered by Robert Ben Rhoades.”
“Losing my hair is a very stressful, very public, slow, strung-out torturous experience.”
“When almost all of your Facebook photos look like escort ads.”
“What it’s like to have to sit there and stew on top of the huge glob of chunky blood that just came out of you.”
Wow, I really hope some of these are made up…
“Scratches/bruises/blood/dirt/sweat on a guy. Especially minor facial scratches. I don’t know why, but hot damn, every time the hero (or sometimes villain) of a movie gets a little beat up…hoo boy.”
“When it’s been a long day, you finally lay down in bed and have that huge, satisfying full body stretch. I think I’ve literally heard this referred to as a ‘bedgasm.’”