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Fishing out the pube from your mouth after going down on someone.

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“I realized I had always had these underlying assumptions that people of other races were ‘different’ than me. And then I realized they aren’t.”

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It’s okay to make mistakes. We are all human and are not perfect.

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“This guy walks in and is immediately jumped by 4 dudes. One guy takes out the metal strip to a safety razor and precedes to cut this dude’s fucking ear off.”

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“Losing friends. Also gaining a lot of weight I’m now having a hard time getting rid of. Eat healthy, kids.”

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“I wanted both things, and I was a selfish, immature shit. I’ve never regretted anything more than hurting my partner like that.”

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Walked in on my grandma’s body. She was murdered in her house and I went there to help her prepare for Mother’s Day which was going to be the following day.

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“He got me alone and asked me if my eyelashes were real. I said yes, and he said no way, close your eyes so I can see them. I complied and he kissed me.”

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“I couldn’t remember a moment when she didn’t have her phone in her hand. Texting and driving. Texting and checking social media pages while at dinner. There wasn’t a single moment that we had that didn’t have to be documented for others to see.”

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Make a list of everything you want in a partner. You know you’ve found the right person not when they tick every box on that list – but when you throw that list away.