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‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.’
Just go to school, Ferris.

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“I dropped my goggles and was trying to reach down in the river and grab it but I pulled out a sheep skull by its sockets.”

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My cousin looked down in the canal and say a really nice jacket floating along and being a weird scavenger person decided to reach in to fish it out. Well, the jacket turned over. And so did the man wearing it. He also had no face left.

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“Guards can and will withhold medical treatment.”

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“I have a regular with a Mickey/Donald role play fetish.”

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Fishing out the pube from your mouth after going down on someone.

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“I realized I had always had these underlying assumptions that people of other races were ‘different’ than me. And then I realized they aren’t.”

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It’s okay to make mistakes. We are all human and are not perfect.