Alanis Morissette Concert + The Olsen Twins = 90s Girl Wet Dream
Perez was uneasy, yet friendly. “Oh, haha. Nice to meet you girls.” He learns in closer to us. “So… Where’s Mary-Kate?”
How To Be Mary-Kate Olsen
Decide you have too much wealth to get tied up in earthly obligations. Embark on a journey into different realms. Go realm hoppin.’ Slip into a realm assembled solely out of rhythms and vibrations.
Lines From The Novelization Of The Olsen Twins’ Film New York Minute
“It’s the curve balls that make life interesting. …And sometimes, if we’re real lucky, there’s a blessing waiting for us at the end of that wrong turn.”
True Life: I'm Obsessed With The Olsen Twins
Mary-Kate decided that she didn’t like it when food entered her body anymore so she dropped to a skeletal -50 pounds. She was then sent to rehab in Utah but it didn’t really do anything. She came back still looking insane but people were just like, “Oh Mary-Kate!” and accepted her anorexia.
A Guide To Dressing Like An Olsen Twin
In order to dress like an Olsen, you have to want to destroy everything that’s beautiful and expensive so it can look distressed and edgy. Buy a Birkin and have your driver run over it ten times with your Range Rover, curse at it, spit on it and punch someone in the face with it.
The ‘No’ Beatrice Inn
It is impossible to compare these places to Beatrice. Maybe it was strange because the Beatrice didn’t just die one night, it carried on for so long – what we were trying to save was something irreversible. It was special because it was a physical place that summed up a specific time. The bougie/slummy charm, the civilized debauchery – there was appeal that was just made sense in the moment in the city.
