Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.
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Apparently pulled over between a championship lacrosse match and the taping for a cooking show about Jungle Juice, Charming Bro displays the finest in athletic haircut, glassy-eyed stare, and smile that says “My dad’s lawyer wins cases like these for breakfast.”