THE END IS NEAR (maybe).
Pisces: You cry so much, you literally run out of tears. You can be found wandering around half-heartedly singing “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” and looking for a Bernie Sanders look-a-like to hug.
Libras would survive the zombie apocalypse because they can make friends with anyone. In an apocalypse scenario, this means whoever has the guns and the food.
Befriend an enemy. If you can win over an enemy, you have a good shot at becoming a leader in this future dystopia.
From avian flu to zombies, there is an apocalyptic scenario for every letter of the alphabet. But the really weird ones tend to be religious.
They told us we were special.
You should keep these five everyday items handy to help you survive and stay sane through almost any apocalypse.
A zombie invasion or a nuclear fallout or a declaration of martial law is much speedier and more cinematic than climate change, even if we keep being told we’re frogs in a pot that’s coming to a boil.
If today isn’t an end, and it isn’t, then it is a beginning.