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At heart, social justice is just too damn vague a doctrine for anybody to intelligently support.

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I don’t hate the people; I hate the system of double standards. And if you don’t believe me, then I hate you.

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15. The Kardashians
I didn’t want to waste so many of my 20 spaces on them, so they go in together as a group entry.

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Beloved comic-book ginger Archie Andrews died yesterday in the pages of Life with Archie #36.

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In today’s world, you need to watch what you say while you’re getting beaten up.