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Cancer: You’re love-obsessed.

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Close the dang cabinet doors! Close all the doors!

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TAURUS: You bring up your past a lot. You frequently mention your exes in conversation and make him uncomfortable.

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AQUARIUS: You suck at answering texts, suck at sticking to plans, suck at keeping in touch.

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Constantly asking what you think about their muscles/physique.

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I was appalled at this suggestion; that I might somehow be partly responsible for my own misery.  

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No matter who a person goes out with, there will always be some aspects of that other person that they don’t like.

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Men just hate it when women share everything about their sex life with their girlfriends. How can a man feel comfortable knowing there are other women out there who know what goes on in the bedroom?

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Do you even know you do this?

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You can’t possibly respect me by sending me your penis first thing in the morning, as if that is equal to a morning text.