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Don’t isolate yourself. Don’t act like everyone else is invisible to you. Don’t ignore what your other friends are saying because you’re too busy having a private conversation with your partner. 

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“You should date this really mediocre acquaintance of mine who also happens to be single!” There are more than two of us left, dammit!

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1. The PDA Couple

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“We’re all going to die alone anyway, aren’t we?”

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I am in coffee shops almost every single day. Between writing and school work, I probably spend a good 30 – 40 percent of the week in my favorite coffee shops, and yes I have more than one.

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This week, I’ll be giving you unsolicited opinions on horrifying trends such as flour bombing and fat shaming small children! Don’t even THINK about leaving your apartment to go out before you watch this. You just might say the wrong thing at your pretentious dinner party and be outcasted forever!

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If you think you or any of your loved ones suffer from one or more of these conditions, please take action. Medical professionals may be able to provide treatment for your injuries, pain and suffering and possibly obtain other financial compensation.