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I’m aware this list is pragmatic and often brutal so don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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For the next big game, invite all your girlfriends over and cheer loudly for a team that isn’t playing- think sorority girls decibel level of cheering.

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In my head I can hear my parents, my grandparents, and all my aunts and uncles in some heavenly choir, coming at me from all directions. If you can’t say anything nice…

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Because you’re probably an adult, and we expect so much more of you.

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It bothers me that people put on a façade. They will be this entirely different person when you’re not around, but the moment you show up they put on a metaphorical mask and embrace their inner thespian.

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Contrary to popular belief, public libraries are not on the decline in America. Every day over 120,000 libraries open their doors to present the world with shelves upon shelves of books in glorious Dewey Decimal System order.