Don’t Lose Your Cool Kovie Biakolo “ And the truth is words are like when tooth paste comes out of the bottle and you try to put it back in – it’s nearly impossible to put it back in.
13 Annoying Things That People Do Anyway Alexa Doncsecz “ When people post their grades on their Facebook status.
Oh. We Made Plans Weeks Ago But Now You “Don’t Feel Like Going Out.” That’s Cool, I Guess Gaby Dunn “ You can see I’m sitting at this bar with my friend having a clearly private conversation, but you want to come over and try to hit on us both? Okay.
32 Things That Will Ruin Your Morning Chelsea Fagan “ 4. Reaching for the box of your favorite cereal, only to find that someone ate all but the crumbs and put it back, apparently just to torment you.
Ways To Irritate Me Karen Noble “ Tell me the place we’re going is “Omg, so close. Like two blocks away seriously” when it’s actually seventeen blocks away and you have no concept of distance or time.
I Hate Everything Right Now Sari Moon “ “It’s cool. S/he’s probably just busy right now” turns into you singing Beyonce’s “Irreplacable” and imagining the different ways you could set them on fire without getting caught.