18 Reasons It’ll Be Awesome When Hillary Clinton Is The Next President Of The United States Zaron Burnett III “ 1. She’ll be the most powerful person wearing a dress in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover.
10 People Who Really Need To STFU Miller DeYoung “ 4. FRIENDS WHO ARE STILL SENDING CANDY CRUSH INVITATIONS ON FACEBOOK
Any Growing Interest In Ann Coulter Is A Sign Of The Nation’s Moral Decay Amanda Mancino “ For Ann Coulter, blame is dispersed while she feigns victory.
If You’re Not Comfortable With Having Casual Sex, You’re Not A Real Woman Anne Gus “ Modern women are sexually liberated. We are supposed to have as much sex as possible with as many strangers as we can, because we can!
16 Things You Should Know About Being A Human Before You Decide To Start Acting Like One Ryan O'Connell “ The Internet is a place where humans go to be outraged about things and post pictures of the pizza they just made from scratch.
On Calling All Soldiers ‘Heroes’ Robert Wohner “ The stakes are too high for emotionally-driven posturing.
Speculations About Celebrities I Only Know About Via Cultural Osmosis Brandon Gorrell “ The Kardashians: Women who are for no discernible reason famous; envision their television show is just them eating dinner and yelling at each other, featuring occasional ‘melt downs.’
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