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Writing is the ultimate ‘deep work’ activity — to become a better writer, you need to practice your skills in a state of distraction-free concentration.

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Because it’s hard to sit there and write a book. Really really hard. Someone should write a book how hard it is.

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Q: What if I hate marketing? A: That’s ok. I hate marketing also.

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It’s feeling that your uniqueness as a special snowflake is so god damn remarkable, that another special snowflake will take time away from their own little special snowflake existence to read what your special snowflake ass has to say.

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This uh… short story is a prime example of what happens when you replace every word in the sentence with Word’s suggested synonyms.