You feel like the sober one at the party…even though you’re more intoxicated than you’ve been in the last 4 months. When you hit the party scene as an alumni you’re surrounded by college kids who are used to doing this every weekend, and often weekdays.
Fall means one thing for sorority women: RECRUITMENT. Whether you graduated last May or a few years back, every alumnae goes through the same thing when recruitment season rolls around:
8. You’ve been completely wasted at Toad’s, even though Box 63 is obviously the new Toad’s.