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Girl crushes indicate that we want to be friends with this celeb. BFFs. Spirit animals.

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It’s like Russian roulette, except all you lose is the contents in your stomach.

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It’s fitting this episode opens with Pierce bragging about the Americanized version of Inspector Spacetime and Abed rolling his eyes at the common TV tropes he lists as epic.

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This year Cinco de Mayo falls on a Saturday and your plans for the day are not solidified. On one of the most glorious drinking days of the year, your options are widespread and precarious. While Cinco de Mayo is a recipe for fun, it is also as some say about St. Patrick’s Day, “amateur hour.” It could be super fun or it could go all wrong. Thought Catalog’s second Choose Your Own Adventure inside!