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Black sheep are more likely to be hit by lightning than white sheep.

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It is possible that I will become utterly and fabulously super famous in the future and you, being the kind of person who feels compelled to explore such places, will visit my childhood home.

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If you’re going to ingest mind-altering substances, and I’m not recommending that you do so (yes, I am); might I recommend mushrooms? Psychedelic mushrooms have many upsides — well, at least two that I can think of.

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From 2181 to 2160 BC, there was a point at which fourteen separate Pharaohs ruled for 70 days. That’s ten weeks pregnant. That’s a mostly finished H.G. Wells novel. That’s a potential plot for an Adam Sandler/Vince Vaughn buddy comedy called, “Too Many Pharaohs.”