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More of this kind of stuff forever.

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Dear Christmas Gods, I’ve been a sinner and I’ve been a saint this year. It’s been quite the rollercoaster.

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Despite his “zany” style of comedy and physical expression, I imagine Martin Short for the most part enjoys clean, straightforward sex.

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A mirror went for a walk down a road.

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Some graves and tombstones are made iconic by the said-dead-person’s devotees, while others are made memorable by the wishes of the deceased.  So, here, is a list of graves you should visit while you’re still alive (I kept it short, just in case…).