I find it amusing that the top recommendation to help you stop obsessing about your drinking is to obsess over drinking even more.

You blame yourself, even if you did everything within your power to help them. Even if you had no idea they were struggling. Even if, deep down, you realize that you couldn’t have changed anything. 

It feels like they are saying you do not matter enough for me to change. I do not love you enough to get help. I do not care about you enough to start caring about myself. 

It cannot prevent you from dreaming of the thoughts that keep you up at night.

Virgo, your go-to summer cocktail is a frozen Negroni.

You want to help him, but instead you end up getting hurt by him. You start picking up his bad habits. You become angry like him. You become suspicious like him. Your temper becomes worse and your stress grows stronger and you feel like you are losing control of your entire life.

Lol death!

Never have I ever drank an entire bottle of wine by myself. 

She’s the one who will link her arms around yours when you’re stumbling down the street and need assistance to stand. The one who will text you first thing in the morning to ask how you’re feeling.

Sagittarius: You will be the last person to leave the bar this weekend. The person who will pinch anyone who doesn’t wear green as a way to start up a conversation.