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Even though I live in New York, I am hopeless at spotting celebrities.

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I don’t want to feel your fingers twitching because you’re drumming on the middle arm rest. I don’t want to feel you kicking my seat from behind because you’re convinced you can make the seat recline juuuuust a bit further. I don’t want to have to deal with you at all.

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This December, I went to see family in Seattle, and home to Vancouver, before the christmas rush. That put my return to New York smack-dab in the middle of the annual Christmas airport shenanigans.

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When significant world events happen, as humans, we relate those events to where we were, and what we were doing.

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In those days it wasn’t uncommon for people to visit the flight-deck for a look around, but it depended on the crew and it wasn’t a sure thing.

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From my experience, more than heavy petting beneath a blanket is virtually impossible on a regular commercial flight.

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Everyone loves pizza. This is proof.

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Flying sucks, but what are you going to do?

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English hooligans at their worst!

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Flying is scary for some people. It’s mostly frustrating and anxiety-inducing.