Today In News You Can’t Use: Grumpy Cat Is Now A Movie! Oliver Miller “ WE CAN HAZ MOVIE??? …Wait; that’s the wrong meme. Sorry, sorry.
Today In Useless News: Now There’s A Teapot That Looks Like Hitler! Oliver Miller “ Really, this is a real thing that is happening.
Maybe Shooting A Bleeding Target Of Your Ex-Lover Will Help Clarify Your Thoughts On Gun Control Oliver Miller “ …Or not.
Here’s Your New Man Of Steel Trailer Oliver Miller “ Yes, it’s Superman! And hey, look at that “S.” That is one impressive “S.” Nice, um, typography.
The Dark Knight Rises Is Evil Pro-Obama Propaganda Or Something Oliver Miller “ And also, if you don’t like it, we will beat you to death with rubber tubes or something.
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