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American Horror Story: 1984 premieres Wednesday, September 18th on FX.

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Season nine is going to be a slasher-themed season based on 80’s horror movies. 

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If someone gives Misty the heebie-jeebies, we listen to her. Period.

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I’M A HOMOSEXUAL HAVING A PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE THE WITCHES ARE FINALLY BACK BLESSED BE THE GODDESS SO MOTE IT BE.

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Our precious little antichrist with locks of gold, Langdon, began this week’s hour of AHS: Apocalypse by literally unseating top-bitch, Venable, at the head table, because just like his hair, Langdon’s actions are layered.

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Well, another season of ‘American Horror Story’ is here. Hopefully, you’ve enjoyed the last 10 months of regular breathing and quiet, blush-free evenings and not having a heart attack every Wednesday night. But sorry—not anymore!

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How does a seemingly 100% normal man wind up with the bodies of 29 murdered young men under his house?

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It feels like something that could happen in your neighborhood (in your worst nightmares).

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