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Women love to see their man put together. Suits are to women what lingerie is to men.

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We shared a passionate and heart-racing kiss in the stairwell. After that kiss, everything escalated at an alarming rate.

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We made small talk to start, but with the booze flowing, we started to flirt, dance a little, kiss a little, and several tequila shots later, it was all a blur.

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“I learned to code and I built my own website. I promise I wouldn’t have ever had time for that if I was still with her.”

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The idea that a girl might possibly enjoy sex wasn’t a concept that was ever spoken about in the secondary school playground; it was always reluctantly avoided within the awkward walls that hosted those dreadful sex-ed classes.

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Um.

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Don’t read these in public…

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But damn if I didn’t fantasize about going home with him, ripping his clothes off and having him fuck me up against a wall.

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I won’t make love to you not because I don’t love you, but because I want love to make us.

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Just make sure that with whatever type of sex you’re having in real life, your vagina is happy. And if that leads you to getting naked with another woman in real life, you can just thank me later.