GROSS: 21 Emergency Medical Technicians Share Disgusting True Tales Of Patients With EXTREMELY Bad HygieneBy Lorenzo Jensen III
I’m going to start your night with a massage and end it with an orgasm.
If you’re ever wondering what type of cooking pots work best for preparing human, you can check out the ones used by Leonarda herself. They’re currently on display at the Criminological Museum in Rome.
“Girls that instantly drop the guy’s dick as soon as the first droplet of semen comes out instead of waiting until the orgasm is over.”
Most people with a public persona tell you that the downsides outweigh the upsides.
Never ask a ouija board when you are going to die.
“Was going down the stairs and went past my brother who was coming up the stairs, said hi and he sort of mumbled back. Got downstairs and walked through to the kitchen, only to find him standing there.”
Getting lost in this beautiful, serendipitous world is so much more meaningful than to do so in another individual.
“No foreplay, he just yanked my legs apart and shoved it in dry.”
I’ve stood on stoops and waited more than 10 minutes to be let up into his apartment, freezing and wondering why I am doing this at midnight when I have to be up for work at 5:30 AM anyway.
The devilishly handsome dude that stops replying two days in.