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Now, as a super mature and wise 24 year-old, I would still want to get drunk before playing softball. Though I’d definitely want to stretch first. For at least 10 minutes.

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When you’re inviting your more-than-friend over, and need to figure out whether or not you should continue seeing each other for long enough to simply assume that you are now dating, this list could probably be extremely helpful.

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Now this is really just on the list ’cause of James Spader. Look at that man.