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“You certainly have lots of juicy bumps.”

Ahh yes, the words every woman waits to hear in reference to her face.

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Curry tends to cloud the mind like that.

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14. Getting someone to burp you is not as easy as it once was.

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I’m back y’all, reporting from pop culture’s garbage to give you the lowdown on what’s hot and what’s not. This week I’ve decided that gay priests (the ones who don’t touch ten year old boys) are totally hot along with the miracle sleeping drug Benadryl, and house parties!