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“Now the question I ask is, ‘Do I want this guy to be the father of my children?’”

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You’ve seen these people every time you’ve waited in line at the club: the ones that just blithely show up and get in without a wink of a wait.

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I find the movies to be an overall snoozefest. The only redeeming qualities are Taylor Lautner’s beautiful body and watching Kirsten Stewart attempt to make a facial expression. Oh, and the fact that they’re totally gay. The men are treated like sex objects while the female characters are sort of homely and gross. I appreciate that.