“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”
He always called when we arrived to our room, and we switched rooms frequently. Yet he always knew which room we were in every time he called.
Interns make great prescription drug mules.
These things I’ve thought defining traits of my personality, and my own great failings, listed as symptoms to an identifiable disorder. A treatable condition.
The most hilarious posts from one of the funniest Instagram accounts out there.
I crack a pill in half and let it slide down my throat with some blue Gatorade. And just like that, I’m back.
Just like hearts, penises can be broken.
You’d think someone who takes Adderall everyday, like myself, would maybe have at least some sort of idea of what an Adderall high is like. Nope. Not a clue.
In her first assignment for Vice Magazine, detective Claudia Cardinale must find out who took the Adderall supply of Williamsburg author Jasper Moon, rendering him unable to write. (PG-14)
If it wasn’t even your idea in the first place, how could you be there just to get medication?