“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”
Interns make great prescription drug mules.
These things I’ve thought defining traits of my personality, and my own great failings, listed as symptoms to an identifiable disorder. A treatable condition.
The most hilarious posts from one of the funniest Instagram accounts out there.
Just like hearts, penises can be broken.
In her first assignment for Vice Magazine, detective Claudia Cardinale must find out who took the Adderall supply of Williamsburg author Jasper Moon, rendering him unable to write. (PG-14)
If it wasn’t even your idea in the first place, how could you be there just to get medication?