People who ditch their friends the moment they get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
It is not unreasonable to expect someone to slap a label onto your relationship instead of seeing where things go.
That people literally swarm around my apartment during game times and leave beer cans and glass everywhere and it’s a danger for my dog when she just wants to go for a goddamn stroll.
He literally watched my snapchats AND STILL HASN’T TEXTED ME BACK.
The One Where Mike Spends 20 Minutes Away From These Horrible People And Paul Rudd Gets Nominated For An Emmy
You may not have noticed me because the hot protagonist is significantly hotter and I’m just here as a comedic foil, rather than an actual fully-developed character.
PSA: This “Trump Diet” isn’t a “fix” we should be cheering on.
Every choice we make spawns a parallel universe.
If you’ve ever asked yourself if you’re the one who’s a narcissist, you may want to read this.
The fact that I never make coffee at home anymore and I left the espresso machine in the recycling room of my apartment for someone else to claim.