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Here are some Do’s and Don’ts that will help you navigate the process and have a smooth, fun day on set.

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You don’t have to be doing anything crazy to get killed skiing. Frighteningly enough, most people die while just doing the basics.

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Kristen Wiig sold hot dogs at the mall.

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Today, it’s all about young actresses who can’t help but make fun of themselves and possess talents so compelling that Hollywood can’t help but put a spotlight on them. And for normal-sized or heavyset girls like me, this is more than refreshing — it’s a big relief!

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Sure that depression-era cooter is held tight by a lifetime of conservative attitudes, but you’ll think twice when you can’t wash the smell of Werther’s Originals off your dick.

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Girl crushes indicate that we want to be friends with this celeb. BFFs. Spirit animals.

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Regardless of when the love-fest began, one thing is clear: Lizzy Caplan is the epitome of the phrase “girl crush.”

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Everything costs more in Australia, AND our dollar is worth less than the American dollar.