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 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 

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Reviews Of Historical Events (No Spoilers!)

Reviews Of Historical Events (No Spoilers!)

Josh Gondelman Josh Gondelman
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It’s basically sequel to that one about the cotton gin. There’s more Eli Whitney, if you’re into that. I’m still kind of weirded out by how his inventions helped slavery stay operational for years, and we’re just expected to let that go.

25 Things That Are Better Than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

25 Things That Are Better Than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Dave Schilling Dave Schilling
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Wimbledon. Once a year, tennis seems kind of interesting for a ‘fortnight.’ For the record, I only know what a ‘fortnight’ is because of Wimbledon. Thanks, Wimbledon!

Your Guide To 2012 Summer Movies

Your Guide To 2012 Summer Movies

Ted Pillow Ted Pillow
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Sometimes I wish I could be like a Hollywood franchise and just “reboot” my identity every five or six years and pick out some poor schlub walking the down street and be like, “Okay, from now, you’re me… and Go!” And it’d be like, okay, now you’re the guy with a $60 bank account who’s banned from the library. So, uhhh… good luck with that. Sucker.

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