‘The Bachelorette’ Is The Worst Show On Television, So Why Do I Never Miss An Episode? Rachel Zirkle “ Why do I look forward to Monday nights with such fervor?
If Peter Ends Up Being The Next Bachelor And I’m Not Cast On His Season, I Will Die Ari Eastman “ I’ve got a fever. And the only prescription is more Peter.
Nick Viall, I Know You’re Probably Engaged Or Whatever, But Let’s Give This Thing Between Us A Shot Ari Eastman “ Going purely by your on-television romantic history, you like feisty brunettes. Well, Nick, I’m here to tell you I’m a feisty brunette!
Who You Would Be On ‘The Bachelor’ Based On Your Favorite Alcoholic Beverage Ari Eastman “ CHAMPAGNE: You wake up with fully done make-up when The Bachelor “surprises” everyone in the early morning.
14 Reasons Friends Who Watch ‘The Bachelorette’ Together Stay Together Nicole Tarkoff “ You’re able to disagree, especially when it comes to whether or not she’ll pick Jordan for hometowns even though he has no relationship with his professional football player brother.
17 Things Only People Who Have A Love-Hate Relationship With ‘The Bachelor’ Understand Kim Quindlen “ You go through the same experience every Monday: your brain is like ‘What was that thing I was looking forward to tonight?’ And then you remember that that thing is watching The Bachelor, and you experience a bunch of excitement followed by a flood of shame over the fact that this is the person you have become.
Ranking The Women Of The Bachelor’s ‘Women Tell All’ By How Depressing They Seem Chrissy Stockton “ If I ever (even jokingly) aspire to marry my baby off to a software salesman from Indiana end my life pls. This is very creepy!!!!