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“Arthur” is better than 92.75% of what is on TV today.

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Arnold stayed in Hillwood for most of his young adult years except for the year he took to travel around the world — just like his parents.

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Angelica is now out of drug rehab and enrolled in classes at a local community college to finish her degree. She worries that going back to work might re-trigger her drug addiction, so she is still supported by her guilt-ridden mother, who thoroughly blames herself for how everything worked out.

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I love Helga Pataki. This isn’t a secret. I named my Ukulele after her. She is my spirit animal, my guru, my Beyoncé.

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Your discman had at least 30 seconds of skip protection.

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As I watched Peter O’Toole brave the desert in the sweeping epic Lawrence of Arabia, I had only one thought: “Oh my God. This was an episode of Rugrats.”