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“It felt like the Sun was inside my body.”

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“I’ve tied up an ex, started out fine, then she starts freaking out and hyperventilating.”

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Having already decided my vagina was a place where no tongue or mouth should go, I talked my way out of it as much as possible.

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Oral sex positions do more than create specific angles and access to sensitive spots: they communicate your feelings and excitement about receiving oral sex.

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Last I heard, 69ing was so 2000.

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Tracy Brannstrom used to have a really boring office job, during which she spent many hours drawing in MS Paint.

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Ask him out online. Be very nervous and think about the possibility of getting rejected. You don’t feel cute enough to be loved so you would understand if he said no way, Jose, and stopped talking to you. Luckily, this doesn’t happen and after a three-hour conversation on AIM, you have somebody to be in a relationship with on Facebook.