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“Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House/And after that me and Donald Trump hung out.” —Ice-T

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50 Cent, a name or a bank account statement?

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50 Cent was, for a period, the most dominant rapper in the game.

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If I get you a gift certificate to Applebee’s for Valentine’s Day is there any chance that I will still get any that night?

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I hope that this provides all of us with some closure.

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It’s not always pretty, but I guess no one could accuse him of having a publicist write his tweets for him.

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No beef, huh?

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I can hear it now … the unmistakable brass jingle that introduces the chorus of Jason Derulo’s “Talk Dirty.” I can picture the cool dance they do with their silhouetted bodies in the music video.

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50 brings a unique and wise perspective to just about every topic he speaks on. But it rarely comes through in his music.

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This is by no means an exhaustive list.