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Be the guy who calls instead of texts.

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Louis once vomited during a charity soccer game.

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“Hold It Against Me”, the lead single off of Britney’s latest record Femme Fatale, effectively sets the tone for the rest of the album. It’s a slice of weird, futuristic dance pop that sounds like someone rolling on Ecstasy in the year 2050.