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A few years ago, back in 2019, decorative throw pillows may have seemed pointless. But now that it’s 2020 and everything is a literal dumpster fire, throw pillows couldn’t be more useful!

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So cuddle up in your quarantine, put your headphones on, and take yourself to your very own concert with this playlist.

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LIBRA: You are more self-aware now. You recognize your flaws and are actively working on them.

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Don’t let yourself become worn out and give up.

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The Mask

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The depressing memesters called for crying in 2019, and worse in 2020, and it’s not like there’s even anything in the news to make them depressed at all!

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The people around you say a lot about you.

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Shaming is a way for us to feel some control over the uncontrollable. The brain loves easy answers and hates unanswered questions.

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CANCER: You should understand your time is valuable, and you don’t have to give it to everyone who asks.

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Stop with the bullshit about how there isn’t anyone in this world meant for you.