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EVERYONE wanted to live in Mia Thermopolis’s crazy San Francisco loft. Or own Juno’s hamburger phone.

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WOW, SERIOUSLY FUCK OLIVER!!!!

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Raise your hand if you used to belt this song as a small child and only now realize how inappropriately sexual it is. ✋✋

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Still being able to use Wikipedia in your research papers, because teachers had not yet realized that it was not a credible source.

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This is what that kid from Stuart Little and The Little Vampire looks like now.

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Having company in the form of Clippy from Microsoft Word while you wrote a 5 paragraph essay on your “favorite summer memory.” And then getting super annoyed because Clippy would never shut the fuck up.

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During my adolescence in the early 2000s, it was just becoming cool to be an outcast. People were putting quotes on their AOL Instant Messenger profiles like “You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you’re all the same”

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The kissy-face emoji wasn’t a thing. Instead, if you liked someone, you coordinated a group hangout at the movies where everyone got dropped off in minivans. You’d ignore each other for the first twenty minutes, and then find common ground over how HILARIOUS this Fat Albert movie was.