You’re always the go-to for favors. You always say yes. Ugh.
While we may not agree with Minaj’s public approach singling out Swift and Cyrus in an abrupt, hold-the-phone manner, anyone with a bit of perception can see the issues she addresses within the music industry.
To have great make-up sex.
Swearing that if you do have a kid, you’ll be the best parent ever.
Buying a whole box of cookies, or a cake, for no reason.
2. Discover a way to float rather than sink.
Money makes the world go ’round.
If you suggest watching television while eating, they’ll think you’re about as evolved as a caveman.
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You’ll get sick eventually, and it will suck not to have your parents around to take care of you.