10 Celebrity Sex Stories That Will Shock And Amuse You
Celebrities—they’re just like us! In that the live, and breathe, and have sex regularly. Except that they’re also totally unlike us! In that they seem to do every on another level. Just read these awesome celebrity sex stories and see for yourself.
1. John Legend knows exactly what Chrissy Teigen’s butthole looks like.
In the July, 2017 issue of Marie Claire, Chrissy Teigen recounts an intimate story about sex and marriage (and buttholes). For a long time, Teigen had assumed that her husband John had never seen her butthole.
“John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole,'” she said. “And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again.”
2. Khloe Kardashian has sex on private planes, in moving cars, and on kitchen counters.
It’s no surprise that Khloe Kardashian flies by private plane often enough to have a solid grasp of what sex is like on board these elite aircrafts. Additionally, she rated sex in cars and on marble kitchen counters. Her top three wildest places to have sex couldn’t be more on brand, huh. Here’s what she had to say about each.
Khloe Kardashian on sex in a private plane
“Doing it on a private plane is great, especially when there are other passengers on board. It’s part of the thrill!”
Khloe Kardashian on sex on a marble kitchen counter
“You’re at home, so it’s comfortable, but it’s still a little different than the norm,” she explained. “A marble kitchen counter is sexy, thrilling…and cold, LOL!”
Khloe Kardashian on sex in a moving car
“Someone else was driving and I was in the backseat, but I’m a tall girl so it feels cramped and it hurts my f–king knees. Getting down in a moving car is a waste of time, because nothing happens for me. I just don’t get to the finish line!”
3. Julianne Hough loves to mix sex and tech.
When she’s apart from fiancé Brooks Laich, Julianne Hough explains that the couple relies on phone sex to stay connected. The thing is, Hough is all that good at phone sex from what she relays to People magazine.
“Oh, for sure. But I’m really bad at it … I’ll get halfway through and start laughing. It’s an art. I applaud people who are good at it. They need to come and help me keep a straight face!”
4. Dakota Johnson’s wild 50 Shades Of Grey sex scenes gave her whiplash.
In the January 2015 issue of Glamour, Dakota Johnson admitted that filming wild sex scenes with on-screen love interest Jamie Dornan was sometimes less than glamorous. In fact, the starlet said there were so many hilarious mishaps while filming that she wishes there were a blooper reel highlighting all of their sex fails.
“There were some painful moments. I got whiplash once from him throwing me on the bed; so f–king painful. And I wish we had a gag reel from the shoot. One time we were doing a scene in Christian’s kitchen, and I [thought it’d be funny] to hide in a cabinet. I pulled the handle, but it was not a real cabinet. The entire set came down on me.”
5. Ke$ha told Ryan Seacrest that she had sex with a ghost.
In an interview with Ryan Seacrest, Ke$ha got down and dirty about the fact that she does it with ghosts. She ever wrote a song about the experience, aptly entitled “Supernatural,” in which she alludes to what it’s really like to do it with an apparition as opposed to a regular ol’ human.
“It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way,” she told Seacrest. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
6. John Mayer compares sex with Jessica Simpson to napalm.
In 2010, John Mayer famously told Playboy about his sex life with Jessica Simpson. To emphasize just how intense things got between the sheets between the two celebrities, he likened their sex life to a highly flammable sticky jelly used in incendiary bombs and flamethrowers.
“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
7. Kris And Bruce Jenner officially joined the Mile High Club.
Kris Jenner confessed to Cosmopolitan that she and ex-husband Bruce Jenner once had sex in-flight. Eager to join the Mile High Club, Kris felt accomplished while exiting the first class bathroom after doing the deed. Unfortunately, however, she was caught by an observant flight attendant who then proceeded to embarrass the couple.
“I was with [Caitlyn] on a commercial airliner in first class. We joined the Mile High Club and felt we got away with it. We had sex in the bathroom and we came out and nobody said anything.”
“At the end of the flight, the flight attendant got on the microphone, ‘Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Jenner! You’ve just joined the mile-high club. We’re so proud of you, and we decided to give you a bottle of champagne! Yay!’ I could not squish down in my seat low enough. I was mortified.”
8. Ansel Egort wants to listen to EDM, play video games, and fuck.
In an interview with Elle, Ansel Egort explains exactly what he wants in a girlfriend—and it doesn’t just have to do with sex. There’s music involved, as well as Grand Theft Auto and actual dialogue!
“But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend.”
9. Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick used sex to cope with extreme financial loss from the Madoff scandal.
When asked by a GQ Editor how he offset the pain of financial loss related to the $50 billion Bernie Madoff scandal, Kevin Bacon had the best answer ever.
“I don’t think there was a moment where it was like, that thing happened and then we got pissed at each other. It was sort of the opposite,” Bacon said to GQ’s editor-at-large, Michael Hainey, at a Q&A. “We kind of went, ‘Holy s - - t. Let’s . . . I don’t know. Let’s have sex or something. It’s free!’”
10. Robin Wright (formerly Penn) has never come more than she does with Ben Foster.
You know her as Claire Underwood from Netflix’s House Of Cards (and maybe also as Sean Penn’s ex-wife). Whatever the case, the 50-plus year old star has told Vanity Fair that her sex life has never been better than with her 30-something lover, Ben Foster.
“I’ve never been happier in my life than I am today. Perhaps it’s not ladylike [to say], but I’ve never laughed more, read more, or come more than with Ben. He inspires me to be the best of myself. There’s so much to learn. It’s endless. How great! It took me a long time to grow up. Love is possible as life is possible.”
26 Groupies Describe Their Best Rock Star Sex Story On Reddit
Star fucking is a dream many of us can relate to. Especially when you’re young, the idea of having sex with a celebrity is incredibly alluring. You want to absorb their famous aura through the most intimate of acts possible. Taste their fame with your lips, tongue, mouth, and other body parts. The best groupies find their way backstage at a concert and chase their star fucking dreams with diligence and gusto.
“Friend of a roommate’s mother fucked DMX. We got his number from her cell phone but his answering machine message was just him barking for 30 seconds.” — BobDolesPotato
2. Hootie and the Blowfish
“A girl I used to have an on again, off again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish). She said he was a fantastic lay, a perfect gentleman, and even sang to her in the morning as he made her breakfast. On the way out he thanked her for being a good host and said she had a lovely house.” — Maxpower1234
3. Don Vito
“I managed a venue for quite a long time. In 2004 or 2005, we booked Ryan Dunn and Don Vito’s Rock Tour (for some reason). After the show it turned into a huge coke party. I was sitting on a sectional couch in the large green room while two moronic girls were giving Don Vito, skin tags and all, head for quite a while about three feet away from me. This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.” — yridea
4. Harry Styles
“I’ve made a throwaway because One Direction fans terrify me. I’m from NY and was back in chelsea on break from college up north. I visited my favorite cupcake shop and ran into Harry Styles. (You don’t get to be a 20 year old american girl without recognizing the band members of one direction.) I tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot and made an exit. This shop is on a pretty quiet street (one of the old cobbled ones: the few the proud), so I turned around when I heard “excuse me.” There was Harry, recommended cupcake in hand. He walked to the end of the block with me and there was a car waiting for him. I thought seriously about just going home, but i was pretty sure this was the kind of adventure that doesn’t happen twice, so I got in when he offered. We drove around for awhile behind tinted windows talking casually, and eventually ended up at his hotel. He got out with a security guy that had been sitting in the front seat and told the driver to take me a couple blocks away, giving me directions to find his handler in the hotel. It was honestly surreal and I thought he was being a little bit ridiculous until I saw the literal mob of teenage girls at the front door. I worked my way through the crowd (nobody stopped me because I wasn’t with Harry.) Surprisingly, his slightly vague directions panned out and I ended up in his suite. We had great conversations, good sex, and excellent champagne, at which point he needed to leave for some facet of his job, so I headed out of the hotel outside past the mob of fans. It was a really bizarre experience, and ultimately I feel bad for him after witnessing all the smoke and mirrors that went into a casual afternoon. He seemed like a good guy, and I hope he’s doing well, but I have no desire for a repeat. I’m a really private person and am unwilling to take the risk of my name or picture leaking.” — scaredoffangirls
5. Ron White
“I know a girl who had sex with Ron White (I know, right? shudder).
She said, “It was very pink” when referring to his dong, but said he smoked her out with some super dank weed and had a fat stash to boot.
I ended up meeting him while I was working at the bar downtown that I worked at, gave him my number because, why the hell not, it’s not like I’m ever going to see him again.
He texted me a little while later saying he was waiting for his flight at the airport and asked me to send him naked pics.
I didn’t, but I had a nice laugh about the whole thing.” — Miathermopolis
6. John Mayer
“This will get buried, but it’s a hilarious story and hopefully someone will read it.
My good friend’s ex-girlfriend is really good friends with a girl that was way into trying to fuck musicians. Like, this was her thing, and she was good at it. One night, John Mayer rolled through town during one of his tours. After his show, said friend of ex-girlfriend made her way back stage and got invited to hang out with John. Again, this is her thing and she’s good at. Pretty uneventful shit so far, but apparently at some point during the encounter her and John started to make out fairly heavily. This eventually lead to, in the heat of the moment, John leaning into this girl’s ear and whispering, “Let me see your fucking butthole.” Word for word, this is (apparently) what was said. I don’t know if said butthole was ever shown to Mr. Mayer, but I’d like to think it was.
TL;DR – John Mayer has an asshole fetish.” — powellandpressmurder
7. Eddie Veder
“Mid 90s I was on the road a bit with Eddie Vedder. Nothing sexual ever happened between us. He was actually extremely tame and mellow. Didnt use drugs, drink too much, and was kind of asexual.
We used to just talk about the meaning of life for hours on end.” — Yossi25
“I had sex with Brian Bell from Weezer when they were touring in Manitoba. Great guy. He played the ‘Say It Ain’t So’ solo for me” — plissken627
“I used to look and dress like the lead singer of disturbed. Seriously I could have been his double. Lip piercings and all. I went to one of their shows and waited outside afterwords for the band to come through. He paused and took a double take at me, shook my hand and said he spotted me in the crowd. He was probably lying but in a few of my pictures from that night it did look like he was looking right at me.
ANYWAY. After they went off to their bus a smoking hot groupie came up and talked to me for a while and ended up taking me back to her place for sex. Not the same but one of my top three moments in life” — Ask_A_Sadist
10. Derek Jeter
“My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying ‘YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS.'” — dilba_
“Hahahaha, oh, Bassnectar. He’s super rowdy and a prankster. Once after a beachfront festival there were a bunch of a girls backstage and they came up to him asking him what he was doing after this. He said he had an afterparty to play. The girls were all pouty and said it was sold out so he told them ‘I’ll put you on the list as ‘Hot Girl.’ Bring 10 of your friends. See you there.’ I wish I didn’t have to go to another venue that night because I would have LOVED to have watched these (obviously underage) girls roll up to the club and try to get in as ‘hot girl +10.'” — ChurchOfGWB
12. Johnny Rod
“I work with a woman who told me lots of stories about how she used to actively try to sleep with touring heavy metal bands back in the ’80s. She once got banged in a wardrobe by a guy called Johnny Rod from the band WASP. Apparently he had a small cock and lasted about 2 minutes. She said that the vast majority of guys she fucked were disappointing, but she loved being able to talk about it afterwards. She’s filth, I love her.” — bllwe
“I know a girl who used to hook up with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback all the time. Said he is hung like a horse which kinda pisses me off.” — ThrowAwayAllDamnDay
14. The Weeknd
“A friend of mine “hooked up” with The Weeknd on New Years Eve. Said he was the best she ever had, and was actually a really sweet, humble guy. At first I didn’t believe her, but she took a picture of them in bed post sex..so..” — brianrankin
15. Derek Jeter
“I actually kinda believe this. Only because one of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter’s place one night and proceeded to go down on him. As she performed, Jeter put his hand on her head and said “Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets,” as she kept going. I believe it was a soft “yeah Jeets” as opposed to a screaming bumping “YEAH JEETS.” But it’s close enough. I never knew if it was true, but if someone unrelated has another “Yeah Jeets” story, it is gaining some validity to me.” — osmagic
“Borgore is rowdy as fuck. Jesus christ that boy is insane. I handled him once and never again, I was exhausted. He tried to finger a girl in a club and when she complained he said ‘Bitch I’m Borgore’ and walked off. He also went around at an afterparty walking up to people asking for coke, and when I tried to stop him he says ‘oh please, I’m Borgore, no one is going to arrest me!’. Sigh. He was a nightmare. Late for everything. Wanted to fuck everything, damn near threw a fit when I told him to slow down on the drugs else he won’t be able to play… yeah.” — ChurchOfGWB
“Diplo has always been very polite to me, and he’s easy to handle but he likes suuuuuper trashy, really young (looking) girls. The kind of girls who look like they would taste like salty garbage and would let you fuck them without a condom (pretty sure he’s mentioned off-hand a time or two he doesn’t like condoms).” — ChurchOfGWB
“My buddy’s ex girlfriend blew the drummer from Hinder. It didn’t end well.” — dustinator
19. Julian Casablancas
“Julian Casablancas has a huge dick but was usually too fucked to get hard. He is an incredible person, he has so much energy and positivity. He was always spontaneous and exciting and made you have a good time no matter what. Unfortunately he just drank too much to have good sex with.” — thefannycradock
20. Famous Musician
“Followed my favorite band on MySpace, was absolutely obsessed. Constantly watched their videos on demanded, lurked the shit out of them at concerts. Started talking to the bassist on MySpace one day, he got me into their show and we spent all night in a cemetery talking. We made out, but he had a girlfriend so I stopped talking to him. A few months later he called me, told me he broke up with her because he couldn’t stop thinking about me. I moved from Utah to New York to be with him and 6 years later we were married. I will never tell him how obsessed with his band I was, never.” — MelissaMarie
21. Thom Yorke
“Not me, but I know of two women who had a threesome with Thom Yorke in 2008. Apparently he was at a rough patch with his wife/girlfriend but they’re still together so maybe things are better now. They managed to get to the after party and then back to Thom’s hotel. He likes Asian girls. One of the girls was Asian, and 20 something, the other was a blonde 40 something who was bi and would hook up with the Asian girl which her boyfriend didn’t mind. The boyfriend is a fairly well known musician himself who has recorded albums of Radiohead covers and who himself is a fan, so presumably he was fine with the hookup. Thom said he’d write a song for her, and Lotus Flower was the result. The other band members don’t fool around on the road, and Thom doesn’t that often, apparently.” — funhousetiara
22. Stephen Jenkins
“A friend of my banged Stephen Jenkins, the lead singer of Third Eye Blind. She was front row at a concert at the college she went to.. He told her to come backstage after the show and picked 2 other random girls too. After getting a closer look at them, he picked her and took her back to his trailer. I heard it was sweaty and he was REALLY fucked up (but what did you expect??)
It always just kinda made me squirm how he narrowed down the girls, looked em over, and picked his favorite like he was shopping for a sweater at the GAP.” — jbee8
23. Sarah Palin
“I shook hands with Sarah Palin then jerked off briefly in the bathroom. I came.” — Solvjberg
24. Ron White
“Ron White came in the bar that I worked in, already drunk, and kept badgering a group of girls sitting at the bar to come back to his hotel with him for some fun. They declined and he got angry and said they could just at least flash him their tits if they didn’t want to go to his hotel. He got thrown out pretty quick.” — theinsaneunicorn
25. Famous Drummer
“Blew the drummer of a reasonably big 90’s punk rock group in the back of their tour bus. I was young and dumb and had terrible aim, so he ended up cumming all over his shirt. On my way out, I was introduced to the rest of the band….. I ended up shaking all their hands. It was awkward.
He and I keep in touch occasionally, but we’ll go years without talking. He set me up with backstage passes once when he was in town and he actually toured me around when I had a 10 hour lay over in his city.
7/10. Not bad.” — groupiethrowaway
26. Steve Aoki
“Steve Aoki is a dick. He thinks its funny to talk about the girls he fucks in a really messed up way, and likes to push them to do really extreme things (like how he bragged he got a girl to fuck herself with this vase in his hotel room and made one girl sit in a cake and ‘ate the cake, icing at all out of her twat’). I’ve never liked Steve, I hope he get diabetes.” — ChurchOfGWB
26 Regular People Who Slept With Celebrities Reveal Whether The Sex Was Actually Good
When a regular person has sex with a famous person, they etch that memory into their consciousness. Then they tell all of their friends about it. And then those people tell all of THEIR friends about it. Just read these accounts from people who’ve had sex (or know someone who’ve had sex) with someone famous.
1. Calvin Harris
“A friend of mine blew Ludacris. Her and 3 others saw him on the street and hollered at him. They went back to his hotel and he and my friend went into the bedroom and they performed oral on each other. While they they waited in the other room for them to finish, my other friend stole their weed.” — BombaFett
3. Keith Urban
“My mum used to date Keith Urban, apparently his dick has a pretty sharp bend in it.” — mxgrgry
4. Aaron Carter
“A girl I know banged Aaron Carter after a meet and greet. He is going through a tough time and I don’t think they have met since but I believe they still text sometimes. She still thinks he’s great, it fulfilled her childhood dream to meet him and sleep with him.”— GraxDeNax
5. Christopher Mintz-Plasse
“A friend of mine had sex with Christopher Mintz-Plasse, A.K.A. Mclovin. They still text and apparently he’s a super sweet guy.” — custyrunt
6. Justin Bieber
“My mate’s girlfriend had sex with Justin Bieber while he was on tour in New Zealand. Justin’s minders confiscated her phone before anything went down. My friend then broke up with her.” — LegalEcho
7. Pauly D
“My ex fucked Pauly D after one of his shitty DJ events. Lined up girls to get in his limo and I guess she was the one who stayed through afterwards when those who didn’t wanna fuck bailed.
She was a attention whore and secretly proud of it to be honest.”— RONALDROGAN
8. Chris Kirkpatrick
“I found out recently that while my mother was a cocktail waitress in Vegas she slept with Chris from N’sync. From what I understand though he was super nice and even left a voicemail on her phone for myself and my younger brother since we were huge fans and had just seen them the night before.”— TheAlphaThree
9. Tim Lambesis
“My sister screwed Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying maybe about 8 years ago when they came to Australia. I think he ended up really liking her and would send her messages on Facebook all the time… A little while later and a friend sent us an article that he was getting thrown in jail for attempted murder of his wife (yes he was married with kids when they boned and yes he is supposedly a devout Christian). She felt partially responsible for a little while but I think he probably slept with girls everywhere he went.” — hamwallets
10. Ville Valo
“A friend of mine banged Ville Valo of HIM. She went to the tour bus crowd and waited for him to get out of the venue, and as he was walking up, she goes, ‘Ville, fuck me, I’m 18!’
He gave her a look, like the thought was crossing his mind, and then he shook his head and got on the bus.
11. The Offspring
“A chick I dated in high school later dated the drummer from The Offspring. Here’s the good part. She didn’t even know who The Offspring was.”— PhaedrusHunt
12. Derek Jeter
“Does Derek Jeter count? I mean not a rockstar, but super famous.
A friend of mine was eating dinner in the same Boston restaurant as Jeter. He was surrounded by his entourage. Eventually as Jeter left, one of the entourage/bodyguards came over to her and said, ‘Mr. Jeter would like to spend the night with you.’
She sat there for a minute, then figured what the hell and went for it. She followed the bodyguard to Jeter’s hotel suite. Most of his entourage was sitting in the living room (about 6 people). The bodyguard led her to the bedroom door, knocked and said, ‘Mr. Jeter will see you now.’
She said it was the most boring sex she ever had. After he finished, he got up, said nothing, and went to the bathroom. The same bodyguard knocked once and just stepped in and said, ‘Mr. Jeter wants to thank you for your time, feel free to clean up and let yourself out,’ and handed her an autographed baseball.
She didn’t think much of him before, even less after.” — gonewildecat
13. Justin Bieber (part 2)
“My friend’s restaurant gets celebrities and athletes and such often and Bieber has been known to come in a few times. One of the hostess girls went back to his hotel with him and said she was ‘very disappointed’ (girl, we need details!).”— AcedtheTuringTest
14. Cedric Bixler-Zavala
“My ex from high school slept with the lead singer of The Mars Volta. She said, ‘His penis looks exactly the way his voice sounds.’
I don’t know what that means but I laugh every time I think of it.”— Nightmare_Tonic
“Some girls I knew in college got on the tour bus with Tyga and Kirko Bangz, and proceeded to have a bit of an orgy situation. They showed me cellphone videos of one of them giving Tyga a blowjob, and another POV of Kirko banging her.
I don’t think Tyga and Kirko were their ‘idols’ I just think the girls were ratchet.”— Sometimes_Stutters
16. Gilbert Godfrey
“Went to college with a lady that drunkenly slept with Gilbert Godfrey back in 91, during Spring Break.”— medicwhat
“My ex girlfriend and her friend ran into Chief Keef and YG in LA before we dated. She said YG was hitting on her, but he was just unbearably stupid. They invited them over, but my ex didn’t go. Her friend ended up going and slept with Chief Keef.
She was on top of him and yelled, ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe I’m fucking chief keef!’ He just puts his hand over her mouth and calmly says, ‘Shut up hoe.’
Some girl from my high school fucked Drake, but sadly I got no details on that.”— pwayno
18. Tim Burton
“A friend of a friend who was obsessed with Tim Burton, so she sent him a picture of herself naked, along with her address. An arrangement was made, Burton showed up, calling himself her ‘dream lover’ and saying that none of this was really happening. They had sex, and he kept up the charade of not really being there all the way until he left.
Her obsession was cured.” — snap_wilson
19. John Mayer
“It was not me but within my sphere a girl hooked up with John Mayer like 10 years ago and he pissed on her afterwards.”— bhp126
20. Lil Pump
“A friend of mine had sex with Lil Pump. He gave her chlamydia.”— karmasabih
“I knew a girl that slept withI knew a girl that slept with Pitbull probably 10 years ago. She said he never took his shades off, even when they had sex.”— JaneErrrr
22. Steve Aoki
“Girl on my dorm floor uni got herpes from Steve Aoki. I now think that Steve Aoki has herpes and I didn’t before.”— BatchThompson
23. David Bowie
“Not sex, but my mum was kissed by David Bowie at a concert in the UK in the 70’s. When he left everyone in the crowd started trying to kiss her, because his lips had just been on hers. She said it was a very sweet kiss.”— Tropical_bitch
24. Shel Silverstein
“An old coworker of mine did it with Shel Silverstein. She used to work as a bank teller and he used to come in to deposit his royalty checks, then walk home with his guitar slung over his back. One day after work she saw him walking in the rain so she gave him a ride back to his houseboat, whereupon one thing led to another. She said the sex was terrible and he let out this high keening yell at the end, which really embarrassed her because she knew the neighbors could hear him.”— fungez1
25. Nick Carter
“My cousin slept with Nick Carter. Then she married him.
Honestly I don’t even know how they met. I wasn’t even invited to the wedding.” — aspophilia
26. Leonardo DiCaprio
“I have been told by a girl who KNOWS, that Leo DiCaprio wears headphones when he fucks groupies.
I can’t imagine it makes a girl feel very good about herself afterwards.”— iconoclast63