The Secret Little Trick To Make You Really Horny, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Foreplay, lots of foreplay—carefully chosen words that escalate into gentle touching and eventually heavy petting. Tenderness throughout lovemaking is absolutely critical.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

You can’t resist a dirty secret—when someone tells you exactly what they’re dying to do to your naked body, or describes a detailed horny thought they can’t seem to shake starring you. Whispered confessions at unexpected times turn you on like crazy by establishing a truly private sense of intimacy.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

You’re the type who likes to keep the flame of passion ablaze, so you appreciate a kindred spirit with a penchant for experimentation. In your view, whipping out a bandana or a feather and the suggestion to get weird are swoon-worthy gestures.

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

When someone taps on your “back door”—with their finger or a butt plug—you love it. Anal play takes courage, and you respect that.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Your sexual catnip is someone bending over and begging you to spank them, allowing you to assume the position of power. You feel sexiest when you get to take center stage and you excel at the high-voltage act of smacking flesh.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Your libido responds like crazy when someone asks you to perform a strip tease or a lap dance, providing you an outlet for self expression. As you contort your body to and fro, you get hotter and hotter. You might even suggest an impromptu pre-sex twerk-off.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

Oral sex requires extreme patience, but you’ve got plenty of that—especially when it leads to the promise of orgasmic pleasure. When someone dedicates time and energy to going down on you, all of that licking and sucking makes you wet (and grateful).

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Flattery gets you off, so when someone tells you that you look hot and follows up with a slew of heartfelt, sexy compliments, you practically rip your clothes off and invite them to bed you. Thoughtful praise is the way to get you naked and make you feel erotically appreciated.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

In your view, there’s nothing sexier than the suggestion of coitus interruptus (aka the pull-out method), which appeals to your sense of reason. As a captain of responsibility, you can’t help feeling insanely attracted to anyone who’s mindful enough to consider safety first.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

As a playful creature by nature, you love it when someone incorporates toys into lovemaking. You also respond to naked games. A little tickling here and there or a challenge to kiss every inch of someone’s body makes you instantly hot.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Tantric sex is the perfect marriage of peace and sensuality to you. When a lover does everything in their power to prolong sex so you can achieve that peaceful orgasmic state of mind you can’t resist, you’re begging for more in no time.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

You like it when your brain and body are stimulated simultaneously. When a lover goes out of his or her way to do some research and impress you with their sexual knowledge firsthand, you’re absolutely smitten.


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