Headphones in, sunglasses on.
I was appalled at this suggestion; that I might somehow be partly responsible for my own misery.
In fact, I was pretty much oblivious to anything untoward about where I grew up.
Do you really want to struggle through a foreign country where you don’t speak the language and keep forgetting the exchange rate by yourself?
It was beautiful. Airy holes unevenly dispersed through the loaf. Perfect thickness of dark crust.
Why are ankles a thing?
Signed the contract exactly six days ago. Went to view the house for the first time six days ago. Walked in and examined the wooden floorboards. Knew it was meant for me.
You officially have work in less than two hours and the countdown begins.
Cleaned the fridge yesterday. Disaster.
If I do actually meet the end of my life in another shower incident, I want it to be absolute carnage.